[–] 13339207 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

In other news, men also prefer monogamous multimillionaire nymphomaniacs

[–] 13340567 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Nope. Literally not ruining themselves is the majority of what men ask from the supported gender

[–] 13338827 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

...who aren't fat.

Thanks for xposting this, btw.

[–] 13339502 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The lack of a tattoo is a good sign. It indicates the girl isn't completely controlled by advertising and peer pressure. Not smoking is also a very good sign, for the same reasons.

[–] 13339278 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And without those horrible piercings.

[–] 13340126 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This 1000 percent

[–] 13340859 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The important question is where are they?

[–] 13339863 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, preferably luggage free and without luggage tags.

[–] 13339141 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Duh?

[–] 13342196 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Way to set the bar low there OP. How about a natural platinum blonde, blue eyed, virgin, triathlete, 15% body fat, classically trained pianist, with with a 160 IQ, dream of being a stay at home mom with a huge family and homeschool teacher.

Also, a huge dowry or lottery winner would be nice.

[–] 13836313 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck yea. Your idealism is sick as fuck.

I hope you attain it fellow King.

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