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[–] Crensch 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Better than waking up at 40 childless.

No, it isn't. 40 years of doing what you want with your life instead of what others say you should.

There are only so many dogs and and wine one can have.

I was unaware there was a limit.

People without kids are weirdos the try to fill the void with animals and drugs.

People with kids are weirdos that try to relive their own childhoods vicariously through their offspring.

Ban me.

Your words are too deliciously stupid to have them removed entirely from here.

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[–] 7623286? 6 points -4 points (+2|-6) ago 

Have fun walk around with a dog in a stoller while crying on the inside.

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[–] Crensch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Have fun walking around with your shit-tier offspring while being ashamed that you couldn't create better.