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[–] xx88 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

like ya style....been over a month since I got to walk up hill with heavy stuff on my back all day and then sleep on the ground for multiple days at a time....you just reminded me how depressed i am when i am forced to live near concrete :(

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thou must climb the mountain! Summer is coming.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But why is it blocked? If it's just cuz the Loser in Chief cut funding to the National Parks, then by all means have at it.

If it's critical habitat, shame on you!

But do you know why though? Is it just not opened yet for the season? Cuz I'll walk in and do that deal all month long!

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Its always banned because "Muh National park"! Fuk u, first they allow everything to be turned to agricultural land to feed 6 000 000 cows so people can stuff their faces with burgers into obesity, and then what is left i must be protected like a jewel? Fuk them, i sleep where i like. I'm a leave no trace camper anyway.

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[–] sdfsadfsdaf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

whats your favorite firestarter? favorite tent or tents? do you clean water?how? boots or shoes? any specialized gear you take? (sewing kit for more than simple mend, binoculars, frs radios, gps, cutting tools)

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't start fires, just use a gas stove and bic lighter. I use light tents by Ferrino. Mostly because its a "brand name" that i have in a local store, so i don't have to pay for shipping around such a big heave item over the internet. Just sturdy running shoes unless its snowing. I try to keep it light so not much specialized stuff. Sometimes i play with a map and compass, or go on a night hike with various flashlights.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Stealth camping

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I know but i like my term better.

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[–] 12572048? 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

If you want to level up then get private land and build an off grid illegal homestead in secret so you don't have to have a job... Or pay bills.... Or pay (much) taxes... It's way more fun than just camping.

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[–] MadBro 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Even that is starting to suck. Our big outdoorsy area is littered with summer cabins and fenced off by the rich big city types. They've actually passed a law prohibiting dogs... In the woods...

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I actually plan to do that, but there is nothing illegal about it if you own the land.

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[–] 12575441? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Definitely illegal to build on private land on practically ANY scale. First you need proper zoning. Then you need an approved site with access to utilities then you need a percolating test for septic and legal access to water of an appropriate quantity to pass a permit. And it needs to be tested. And you need proper setbacks and you need to be out of a flood zone and meet earthquake code and not be in a land slide area and you need an environmental impact study and you need proper my education engineered plans and licensed contractors overseen by a general contractor. I hope you have a deeeppppppp pocket to fill all those hungry mouths and empty suckling leeches bellies. Nope. You can't build a little cabin on private land and live there legally anywhere in the United States or its territories.

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[–] 12572187? 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I want to do that too. I need internet though, or else I have no way to survive (work online).

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[–] StatusQuip 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

There is so much BLM and National forest around me that I'd have to go out of my way to camp in a "prohibited area." Do you have areas around you where you can camp legally?

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Its a national park. That is typically illegal everywhere.

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[–] Shekelstein6M 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago  (edited ago)

"Racist voat user creating a new right-wing terrorist cell in the wilderness." - CNN

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh yeah!

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[–] Owigotprcd 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

This is one instance I'd follow the prohibition and stay out of 'off limit' areas. That's deer scat. Deer, especially wild deer, avoid humans like the plague. To have them visiting or possibly staying in your camp is an indication that they see you as protection, or at least a safe zone. Protection from what? Something MUCH BIGGER and MORE DANGEROUS. You're in bigfoot territory my friend. The deer know that Bigfoot don't go around humans and they're willing to take their chances with you vs. our big hairy cousins.

Tell me about your experiences this trip with unexplainable sounds / smells. Did you feel the hair on the back of your neck stand on end for no reason? Did you feel like running even though logically there was nothing to be afraid of?

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[–] DrPenguin 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

This.

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[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lol

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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck man.

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[–] Owigotprcd 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't worry. I also wish I was full of shit.

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[–] 12572179? 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Bigfoot hasn't gotten laid in a while and he's looking for a little illegal camper to rape.

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[–] Owigotprcd 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago  (edited ago)

That's true. Unless he's the Alpha in the troop. Then he gets laid a lot. And has a lot of hungry little mouths to feed. The good news is that he mostly sits back and feels good being king - mostly just eating, fucking, kicking the younger males in to shape. But every now and then that 14 foot tall 1K+ son of a bitch will get bored. Don't worry though. When he gets his hands on you, it's over quick. Mostly just a snap or pinch of the neck to take your head clean off.

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