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I've seen all manner of humans, and somehow, this thing stays the most disgusting. If you spoke a slightly angry word its way, it will shit its pants and faint. Guaranteed.
He has no choice. He has to be that weird it's a distraction from his "should have died at birth" physique. This is the downside of the Western culture we allow our weak to thrive and breed.
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[–] bluntripkin 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
im surprised he could even lift that avocado
[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Whoa, in those hands I thought it was one of those purple watermelons
[–] FireSauce 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seriously, or even hold his damn head up straight.
[–] bluntripkin ago
good luck with that
[–] lorlipone 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Contribution
[–] FireSauce 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
give it a 6.5/10, but true
[–] Cheesebooger 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Or if he is thinking about that time his black boyfriend shoved an avocado up his bunghole
[–] 11765884? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Looks like a tranny Martian
[–] Calculated 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Definitely isn't a bio male
[–] terixs 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
dudes head is longer from his nose to the back of his skull than the width of his upper body from the side. jesus
[–] Horizonprinter 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's what happens when you give female testosterone and tell her she's not mentally challenged.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
[–] Calculated 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Ftm transgender
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
You would know!
But who are the Overlords of the UFO???
[–] potatofaceduglyloser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've seen all manner of humans, and somehow, this thing stays the most disgusting. If you spoke a slightly angry word its way, it will shit its pants and faint. Guaranteed.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
He has no choice. He has to be that weird it's a distraction from his "should have died at birth" physique. This is the downside of the Western culture we allow our weak to thrive and breed.