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[–] TheyLie 0 points 78 points (+78|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don't know why I'm laughing out loud at this, please don't hate me, I'm so confused why I find this so funny. I was expecting to just smirk or giggle but I found myself laughing. Please help. Sincerely, Confused.

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[–] EarlPoncho [S] 1 points 69 points (+70|-1) ago 

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[–] Salbuchi_2019 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Check your privilege at least twice a day: morning and night

Fantastic. I'll be sure to use that line at the appropriate time.

EarlPoncho = guaranteed quality post

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

has to be satire. I hope

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[–] drozzxd 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Such a manufactured response with all the buzzwords.

If you aren't allowing these things to happen you are being blah blah blah

Meh fuck you trannyfaggot

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bravo

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It was funny until they mentioned kid

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Are you kidding? That kid is going to grow up, realized what happened, NOT have a wife like his mother and be mentally agile, fucking people over in new ways people couldn't even imagine.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

She thought she was going to openly sleep with niggers, so instead of fighting with her. He decided to agree and started bringing home T girls as the only logical response. Sleeping around with woman would have just given her the means to divorce under guise that he is cheating.

So he brings home T girls and they close the door loudly play porn and play Mario cart for the night.

This will go on until she either sees the error to her ways and shuts up or leaves him.

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He still needs to leave her. "Opening the relationship" is nothing more than asking the husband if she can fuck another guy she's had her eye on for a while. I know, I've been that guy. I didn't realize what she was doing until she tried and we never fucked but I've seen it from the other side of the curtain. Trust me, all it does is insult, hurt, and destroy the man in the relationship.

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[–] 10781313? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I cant stop laughing, this is the greatest thing i have read all day.

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[–] Astupidname69 0 points 72 points (+72|-0) ago 

"I wanted an open relationship so I could fuck random people, not him :("

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[–] lemon11 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

On top of that, she wanted him to validate her by screwing with proxies for her. But if he really did value her, and still valued this perverted arrangement, he would have no need to do that. It's all about her!

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[–] Trumpocrat2020 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

With a constant background of 'I want him to be more kinky with me'

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[–] EggsnBakey 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

I want this to be the most epic degenerate troll. Like the wife told him what she wanted, he said that doesn't appeal to him, she said she doesn't care and it's happening and his heart just broke and now he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Whatever makes her feel the pain she put him through.

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[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I thinking it is a troll post.

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[–] Grunge 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I mean, it is reddit....

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[–] EggsnBakey 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh, it has to be.

It's funny because it's close to reality.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My dick is inside a 19yr old boy's ass, he's dressed up like a lady. Simultaneously, there is a 21 yr old man with fake tits whose dick is up my butthole. U happy bitch? This is what you wanted, isnt it you fucking gutter-trash bitch? You stupid whore, didnt you want to see some "kinky" you dumb bitch?

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Poe's Law in all its glory

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

And that's exactly why "open relationships" fail. Although usually it's the wife who indulges her degenerate side while the husband quietly stews. But hey, this is $CURRENT_YEAR, so yay equality! Now a woman knows what it's like to get the short end of the stick.

She needs to remember, though, this is what she wanted. She wanted to have an "open" relationship, probably for the very reason I mentioned... she could ride the cock carousel with impunity and have beta-bux to foot the bill for her lifestyle. But then she was made the beta instead.

Seems a great time for my favorite @Empress quote:

An 'open relationship' isn't a marriage. It's 'playing house' for whores.

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[–] 542345 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Lol who the fuck wants to fuck a 45 year old mom, probably fat, that's so lame in the sack she can't even comprehend it, she just blames her husband for being boring. Like what the fuck, watch a porno and take some notes, holy shit.

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[–] morojax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, she is definitely getting dick she just didnt expect her husband to be getting action as well. Even if it is from men.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I can't believe they told the kids.

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[–] Trigglypuff 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Fucking degenerates, this is only thing that's not funny about this. This kikery is damaging their children

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[–] spherical_cube 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I can't believe she would think of doing this after having kids or that he would agree to it either.

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[–] 10779378? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Disgusting. Children DO NOT need to know about their degeneracy!

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[–] tinfoil_hats 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I feel like the real beta here is the wife, her entire accounting of the story sounds so pathetic.

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

She asked to open it up.

He goes out and fucks who he wants.

She gets pissed about his choice in partners.

She sleeps with nobody else.

He carries on with whatever he wants and she cries about it.

He is definitely not an alpha but not a beta either. Not sure what to call this one.

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[–] Dortex 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I mean, he one-upped the bitch at her hypergamy bullshit. She was expecting to drown in cock, but now her husband is, and she's only got herself to blame. I'd call it alpha as fuck. He established dominance even when he's playing a woman's game.

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[–] spherical_cube 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

An alpha faggot?

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yea some fags can still be alpha its rare but ibe seen it bofore.

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'd say he's a pretty solid epsilon.

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[–] EarlPoncho [S] 5 points -1 points (+4|-5) ago 

he fucks trannies. he is the definition of beta

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That is gay. You don't have to be beta to be gay.

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[–] 10779197? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

idk, the story gave me the feel that he had no fucks to give so he trolled the wife by fucking trannies. doesn't feel beta at all.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Only on a physical level, on a spiritual level he's fucking his wife :p

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[–] piratse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Plenty of alpha gay dudes.

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[–] ThatGuyFromThatPlace 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

So you are literally a worse woman than a guy pretending to be one. Good for you. I hope this makes you feel like shit

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

remember when bruce jenner won "woman of the year"?

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