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Excited to go trick or treating, sure. But Halloween is the best holiday. Whole neighborhood gets together to have some drinks while the kids run around in the streets, scary movies, every women turns into a free-samples prostitute, and you get to scare the shit out of each other.
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[–] Thetiedyeguy 3 points 19 points 22 points (+22|-3) ago
Someones never been invited to a haloween party.
[–] VicariousJambi 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yeah man Halloween parties are probably the most fun ones.
[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
SO!? I wouldn't have gone even if you invited me! I didn't even want to go!
[–] Sosacms 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Excited to go trick or treating, sure. But Halloween is the best holiday. Whole neighborhood gets together to have some drinks while the kids run around in the streets, scary movies, every women turns into a free-samples prostitute, and you get to scare the shit out of each other.
[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sluts like to slut it up on Halloween. Don't hate
[–] flope_de 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
If you are not getting excited about girls in skimpy dresses, you are not much of a man.
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[–] monkeytennis 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Because they do it for the attention / whoring itself, candy is just justification.
[–] MrAmerica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Mostly due to the parties.
[–] juicedidwtc 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i for one am excited for all the girls dressed as sluts coming over this year
[–] 10762931? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The women dress so slutty!
[–] 11061561? ago
*over 22
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