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[–] Empress 1 points 96 points (+97|-1) ago 

An 'open relationship' isn't a marriage. It's 'playing house' for whores.

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I love this!!!

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Jesus fuck, that's awesome. I'm going to steal that.

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[–] Professor_de_la_Paz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Genius! Love it!

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[–] JoeMontana 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Why marry if you want an open relationship? All you did is sign yourself up to pay for alimony and to give her half your shit.

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[–] odb281 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Hoes need insurance too.

Motive - Need herpes medication

Opportunity - Beta w/ good job

Outcome - see link

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[–] JoeMontana 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Women are cold. Betas pretend like they are angels. It's a hard wake up call.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

And any children born into that marriage are now his responsibility.

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[–] JoeMontana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, he's fucked.

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[–] LazarusLong 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Most idiots open previously monogamous relationships instead of going in eyes open.

Almost never works.

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[–] JoeMontana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They must believe the hollywood propaganda about true love and think she'll never hurt me. We are soul mates and all that dumb shit.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I just heard the Duck Tails theme song playing in my head, but it went

"Cuck Tails awoo ooh"

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[–] totes_magotes 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Cuck Tales

FTFY

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[–] DukeofAnarchy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Morrakiu did that: https://youtu.be/2hUmHxPb8gg

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's probably the song I heard playing in my head, thank you lol

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That was great thanks.

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[–] Eleutheria 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My first thought was the famous quote by Orson Welles:

"AHAHAHAHAHA, FAGGOT!"

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[–] 10397230 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

This is every open/polyamorous relationship I've had the misfortune to see unfold. Every ground rule gets tossed out the window. It's a raw deal for a guy who isn't handsome and high-status, too. An average girl can have 50 dicks in her in the time it takes an average guy to get a coffee date with a unicorn willing to be a guy's side-piece.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yep. I knew of one where the ground rule was "only if I know about it and say it's ok"

...

She was fucking errybody. She fucked his brother, she fucked his sister's husband, she fucked the neighbor, pretty much everyone with a hard dick she was riding. Ground rules? No such thing for her.

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[–] CargoShortsFTW 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Seriously? Fuck this guy. He deserves it.
He will also probably agree to raise it.

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[–] Doorsopenm8 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He'll want her to give the child the last name of the father.

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Wow... a literal cuckold with a cuckoo in the nest and everything. What a fucking dope.

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[–] 10397393 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now we just need to see that his "wife" was taking black dick injections, and we'll have the complete cuckold package.

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[–] dontforgetaboutevil 6 points -3 points (+3|-6) ago 

To be honest there isnt really an article here. Just the image of a headline. Im calling bullshit now that I think about it.

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A cuckoo cuck. I like it.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

When a bird gets cucked it doesn't know it's raising a cuckoo. This guy knows the kid isn't his and will likely raise it voluntarily. Cucked doesn't even begin to describe it.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't wife a ho

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Stupid decisions have stupid consequences.

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