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[–] G4 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Voatizens. Huh. Anyways, mine is to create a massive botnet that does nothing but wait for a switch to be pressed somewhere. A virus. Undetectable because it doesn't do anything but wait. Cross platform. Then once it has infected most of the world, I will activate it, and the botnet will DDoS itself. Computer based businesses become useless because their clients cant access their websites. Social media will crumble.

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[–] G4 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because there's so many people who won't function outside. People will just be staring at their monitors, not able to order pizza, slowly dying.

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[–] GreenLeaf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Make a device that will take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace the inside instead, with two-month-old mayonnaise. People will think that they are gonna get a bite of a sweet, delicious cherry, but, instead, they'll get a mouth full of yuckies, and sticky mayonnaise.

You've never ...seen this on the Simpsons, right?

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Create a monopoly on something everyone needs, like, for example, screws. Initially halt all production and, as the world panics, begin producing screws in a select few nations. World War III happens as nations fight over screws.

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[–] downvotesattractor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Pah! Amateurs.

I have already achieved world domination. The trick is to keep it a secret - and I have done this so well that no one will even believe this comment.

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[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A fleet of semi-autonomous asteroid mining/towing robots.

The raw materials would get me filthy rich and keeping a few asteroids in orbit right above the world leaders would make sure I get a say.

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[–] TheSoaringShite 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I will individually convince everyone that they should do what I say through rational discourse.

[evil laughter]