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[–] MySubtleKnife 2 points 30 points (+32|-2) ago 

I see one person was able to downvoat within seconds. Fuck your mom with a stick.

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[–] vault_boy 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

the only reason i've logged onto voat today was to upvoat this. thank you for the laugh

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I see your laugh has made me greet joy and Chinese fortune cookie make more sense

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[–] Kleyno 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Are you happy with the way your life is turning out?

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[–] MySubtleKnife 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Not especially. But I have started mood regulators and amphetamines to even me out. So it is looking up! Also, I get to play music for people. So that is pretty cool too

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[–] TheKirrick 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What kind of music? Are you in a band?

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[–] fricknmaniac 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Are you as think as I drunk you are?

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I saw that on a bumper sticker in the future. And yes.

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shit. I posted in the wrong sub I guess? That was a cool thread too

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But I am drunk!!'n

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[–] bbqchipz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would rather fight 100! Dick sized horses because kicking them wld. Be Hilariousnad the quacks would not be as terrifying

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[–] PintOfBees 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whoa. Fighting a horse sized dick would be really scary. That could really fuck you up.

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[–] JohnQCitizen 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How is fuck truck gone way to polan?

I am drunk to m8

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Polan. Truck. Fuck. M8. Ok.

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[–] CoLeon0 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How much have you had to drink?

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am going to estimate 8-9beers & 6.5% ABV. I haven't drank heavily in some time

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[–] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Get a load of this lightweight!

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What have you been drinking? May I suggest some drinks?

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[–] MySubtleKnife 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Suggest away! I have drank most of a 12 pack of Great Lakes Brewery Oktoberfest.

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Damn! Go for a Three Philosophers your first round next time, then blend mint schnapps and borscht. Garnish with a small blob of wasabi. I dub it The Russian Firecracker.

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