im sick of this bullshit where people act like power and privilege is something to be ashamed of. i want all of the fucking power and all of the fucking privilege. i want bitches suckin my ballz while i wipe my ass with ben franklin on a golden toilet. i want bling, i want respect, i want to knock women up and then not stay with them to raise the baby. i want the political pull to buy judges off just so i dont have to pay child support. i dont care if paying the judges costs more, i just want to have the power to be able to do it.
i want cadillacs and 20 thousand dollar champagne. i want shit like streets and municipal buildings named after me. i want to be the guy accused of using child slave labor in my factories overseas in order to produce cheap consumer goods in america. i want to be the guy in the scandal on the front page of the paper who gets off scott free and golfs. i want to be the guy who a couple years later gets a book deal and a reality TV show once everyones calmed down about it.
i want all of this shit and more. i want to be THE FACE of white male privilege and systematic gender oppression. how do i do it?
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[–] fuckyou69 [S] ago
this is a good answer. i believe i would have to suck the dicks of said corporate overlords too.
better get a napkin for their privilege.