im sick of this bullshit where people act like power and privilege is something to be ashamed of. i want all of the fucking power and all of the fucking privilege. i want bitches suckin my ballz while i wipe my ass with ben franklin on a golden toilet. i want bling, i want respect, i want to knock women up and then not stay with them to raise the baby. i want the political pull to buy judges off just so i dont have to pay child support. i dont care if paying the judges costs more, i just want to have the power to be able to do it.
i want cadillacs and 20 thousand dollar champagne. i want shit like streets and municipal buildings named after me. i want to be the guy accused of using child slave labor in my factories overseas in order to produce cheap consumer goods in america. i want to be the guy in the scandal on the front page of the paper who gets off scott free and golfs. i want to be the guy who a couple years later gets a book deal and a reality TV show once everyones calmed down about it.
i want all of this shit and more. i want to be THE FACE of white male privilege and systematic gender oppression. how do i do it?
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[–] unfair ago (edited ago)
Ignore the whiny people on the Internet who have very little influence on real life, and shamelessly whore yourself out to the corporate overlords, suppressing your morals as much as possible in the pursuit of profit?
Then eventually take a subway ride in your tailored suit and $500 shoes and be sure to spread your legs wide enough to take up two seats - so that some Twitter chick can be enraged and post your picture for all the world to see in an attempt to shame your #manspreading. You'll laugh knowing her rage is impotent and you have the money and power in the real world.
[–] fuckyou69 [S] ago
this is a good answer. i believe i would have to suck the dicks of said corporate overlords too.
better get a napkin for their privilege.