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[–] chronicdiscord 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Overall body shape. It needs to be hourglass.

Ass

Tits

Fourth place is face, because I can accept a butterface, but I cannot accept a butter body.

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Old, talks to chairs, and smokes like a chimney. Got it.

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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Don't forget dirty and hairy.

Just kidding! :)

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jeez, I don't talk to chairs ... I'm actually talking to the wall.

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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Good, Bad, or Ugly?

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[–] NeedMoarGuitars 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Creaky, wrinkly, and monosyllabic?

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So, as a human, do you prefer the classic two prong or do you like it when they have the extra grounding prong?

I bet you like it with the extra prong you dirty android human.

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[–] SherlockHomeslice 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

  1. Jawline

  2. Veiny Arms

  3. Dick or nice hands.

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

That's an odd woman you're looking for.

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[–] SherlockHomeslice 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I seem to have a thing for manly chicks with dicks.

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[–] Ryan8202 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Especially the request that they should have arms. What kind of odd proposal is that? @Link1299

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[–] Trump_trimps 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You had me at "small dick not a problem"

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[–] Chingasa 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can't do that. It's like sections, not parts. It's a skinny/fit girl, the V area of the torso (stomach/breasts/shoulders), followed by the ass/thighs/lowback.

Edit: Fixed some punctuation?

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[–] Picard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Face Fitness Hips

I'm programmed to procreate dammit.

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[–] Link1299 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Personality

Confidence

And ass

https://veuwer.com/i/3qi2.jpg

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Idk man, she's crazy af. But she would be even crazier in bed.

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