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[–] 45usp 5 points -2 points (+3|-5) ago 

I had a really wonderful girlfriend when I lived in Washington. She was a doctor and making bank! But then some asshole who had a grudge with me from when we went to church together fucking hunted me down and threw me off a balcony. I didn't want him to hurt her too so I moved to Paris. Later on I ended up telling her that I actually wasn't permanently injured from the fall, which was quite a shock to her. We tried to make things work, but she got all righteous because I cut off that guy's head and we broke up.

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[–] Under_Paid_Orgy_Guy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Duncan Macleod? There can be only one.

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[–] 45usp 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking Kalas, whiney bitch, "oh, my voice is gone! Wah wah I'll get you." I showed him who's boss.