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[–] DAEreddit 1 point 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Start by drinking your choice of mixed drink (rum 'n coke etc.) every night for about a week. After one week begin to bump up the number of drinks a night and begin finishing the night with a scotch on the rocks. Once your drinking a handle per week begin drinking earlier in the day while consistently replacing your mixed drinks with scotch. After a few weeks of this you should be only drinking scotch, starting around 10am, and be drinking at least a fifth per day. Now here's the key, STOP. Thats right, stop all drinking. Within 24 hours you should start sweating and shaking(if you don't try getting up to 2 fifths per day for a few weeks and try again). Should you begin to sweat and shake get some scotch in you ASAP. Congratulations, you now literally cannot live without scotch in your life.

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[–] bbqchipz 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I always wanted crippling alcoholism.

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[–] DAEreddit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dude, its 2016. Its empowering alcoholism.

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[–] NuttstoButts247 ago 

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