Please help me, a lonewandering faggot, to fulfil my great epic quest to become "the king of shitpost hill" This noble and deserving honour can be achieved by winning the SDBH bingo competition! My hollow, empty and frustrated life would finally have meaning! I would rise above all those lowly shit smearing apes and truly be enlightened...... All those late hours plotting, caballing, shilling, alting. angryly masturbating, doxxing and complaining to the admins would make sense and the universe would become the keyhole to a new balance in the force! Could it be, could I be the chosen one?
My bingo card number 10
I am humbly asking the users of voat to help me achieve my childhood dream, collect the shitposters crown and claim my seat on the dungheap throne!
If any of you peasants should feel inclined to assist me on my noble quest, Thy shall be showered in my sweet dripping golden CCP!
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[–] Boukert [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Al tough it is very helpful, that did sound a bit offensive.... maybe you should apologize.