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[–] prodigyx 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Women just like to complain about things. That and they are jealous that men can pee standing up.

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[–] flat_hedgehog 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's awesome. I have a 3-letter name too and I now wonder if I could pee it on snow. If snow ever arrives in south England...

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[–] NedTaggart ago 

Please tell me that she had to dot an "i" to pull this off.

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[–] ChadPUA 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Imagine having a girlfriend who wouldn't happily just give you a bj when you asked for one...

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[–] Ohooh 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

No, the "falling in" line is bullshit. They don't want to admit that they don't want to touch the toilet seat. It's understandable but incredibly petty and they know that.

Couple that with the homogenization of sexual roles and now it's just another one of those things that men have to do to be "chivalrous" without getting the benefits of a feminine and servile woman.

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[–] Sops 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Tell them to rip off a piece of toilet paper and use that to grab the seat.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I'm female and I can pee standing up. No jealousy here!

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[–] Bison_Rider ago 

With a username like that I'm not surprised you can!

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[–] deuxabuse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's usually a middle of the night, half asleep bathroom venture for me. No males in my house, but somehow, sometimes the seat is up. Fuck it, pee anyway, clean up and stagger back to bed. Maybe y chromosome gnomes come in to taunt me. I'm way past giving a shit about sitting on a cold, porcelain rim. I do squats, I can hover. Checkmate, gnomes.

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[–] pacman2000 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sometimes they have to pee really badly and they just go into the bathroom ovaries blazing and get their ass on the toilet as quickly as possible so they don't spill urine on the floor.

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[–] NoRagrets 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

...?
Pee doesn't come from the ovaries.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah but "gotta pee" cramps feel just like period cramps...

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[–] GPBunny 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So that means they also don't check to see if there is any shit, piss, or blood on the seat. It also means that they aren't using those paper butt barriers. So basically when she bitches about the seat and "falling in" it means she's a nasty bitch.

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[–] pacman2000 ago 

Yes sometimes

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[–] frankenmine 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If I fucked a female without making sure she was down first, you can bet she'd complain.

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[–] david_j 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My wife used to complain about this, and I never got it until I hit my 40s. Having now done this to myself, twice, I'm cured of the habit. TL;DR version: Get up in the middle of the night having to pee. It's dark. I want it to stay dark. Make my way to the bathroom and sit down... because it's dark. WTF?! Oh, I left the seat up.

So, now the seat stays up pretty much all day, but the last time I go, right before bed, I make damn sure the seat is down after I'm done. I agree with not seeing how sober ladies manage to no-seat in public, but I totally get why it might be a pain at home.

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At home? Trust.

Anywhere else? I'm inspecting that thing like crazy!

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[–] Chance 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've literally never heard of a woman doing this in person.

I'd assume they were either retarded or just really distracted depending on the circumstances.

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[–] iusedtobeonreddit ago 

Women, huh?

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