Archived If you won the lottery, how would you make everyone else jealous? (AskVoat)
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Archived If you won the lottery, how would you make everyone else jealous? (AskVoat)
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[–] Eirene 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
By not wasting so much money that I'd end up poor again, but by actually making sure I'll live a decent life. Seriously, what's the point of winning if you waste it as soon as you get it?
[–] Fat_Dumb_Americans ago
Coke and two hookers?
[–] privacy_policy 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
If you only have 9-10 weeks left, though, feel free to waste it like crazy. That's what I'd do if I won..
[–] abraxas ago
Two threads you've mentioned your limited time. If you don't mind me asking. What's going on with you?
[–] HexTree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It would be a real dick move for me to attempt to make anyone jealous, and would likely destroy friendships. The last thing you should ever do when winning the lottery is to let anyone know.
[–] Pantsuit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I won the lottery, I would claim it anonymously as one lump sum and immediately separate that and invest it into multiple stable investment accounts. I would set some aside to allow my close family to live comfortably and set up a will and trust to manage that money in the event that I pass away. Then I would keep my mouth shut about it and make everyone else jealous by living a life where I don't have to stress over money while simultaneously not having the typical money-related social stress that comes from winning the lottery.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ny disappointment that after an hour no one has said "Two chicks at the same time."
[–] ScreaminMime ago
By winning it two more times... in a row!
[–] Lag-wagon ago
... By not coking out.
[–] greycloud ago
by donating to causes that i think are important.
[–] SO_TRIGGERED ago
By not going to work.