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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My work colleague's response;

[‎2/‎12/‎2015 4:51 p.m.] Me:
Asking the questions that matter
https://voat.co/v/AskVoat/comments/695295

 

[‎2/‎12/‎2015 4:54 p.m.] Colleague:
well you can't pretend nothing happened, that'd be suspicious
you have to look around like it was someone else
or...
pull out your phone and check it, like it was a hilarious phone text alert sound
as an aside, you should steal workmates unlocked phones and set fart sounds as you text message alert, then text them when they're in an appropriate place

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He likes butter.

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[–] libby 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Blame it on the nearest child, elderly person, or hobo.

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[–] xTreme_Hotel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just inhale deeply and wave your hand under your nose.

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[–] NoRagrets 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

This is the opposite of what you want to be doing.

When I'm walking along the street and get within olfactory range of a smoker, I make a slow, long drawn out breath.
The idea is to be blowing air away from my nose so I can't smell it, not take a big gulp of it into my lungs.

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[–] xTreme_Hotel 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] 100011 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blame it on Obamacare .

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Blame it on the sunshine.

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tell them it's the sound of your butt plug falling out.

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[–] Lake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Come on everyone. It's a group effort. This is time sensitive.

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[–] Jonsnew 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Hold your breath"

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[–] 3395178? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Squat, so that you can cup a wine glass under your rear, let it rip, then waft the wine glass under your nose while discussing how Eco-conscious you are.

note: this can only be performed in California.

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