[–] KiltedKen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Cutting into any queue or line would be punishable by law.

Upon seeing a "Cutter" a citizen could point and shout, "no cuts"! This enacts a "street court".

A thirteen member jury is decided by the first people saying, "I will stand", followed by the number of the juror ("I will stand, number 1", "I will stand, number two"...), until 5, 13, or 21 jurors is reached. Juror number 1 counts down the time, one minute is allowed to find jurors.

Then the jurors turn towards each other and say "one, two, three, NOT IT! ", the last juror "not it", is the judge and only gets a vote in case of a tie. If the judge cannot be determined in one minute, juror number 1 is the judge.

The judge keeps time in the street court.

The accused then gets to make their case in one minute, they may call witnesses. Anyone admitting they allowed the accused to cut in line is instantly disqualified as a witness and now stands accused.

Called witnesses get one minute to defend the accused.

One minute is given to the accuser to make a case, only witnesses that are not in the jury can be called.

When accused, accuser, and witnesses are done, the jury huddles and places their hands together, the each hold out one middle finger if they vote for guilty.

They tell the judge the count, the judge silently announces the verdict with either an open hand (not guilty), or a middle finger (guilty).

The guilty offender decides thier own punishment, they can:

  1. Leave the line, not returning for 48 hours (punishable by law).

  2. Make a speakerphone call to the local constabulary on a jurors phone, report their offence, having the jury verify their identification. This reports them in for jail time of one day, to be met within 10 days. Then go to the end of the line.

Willingly tampering with a street court is punishable by law, with minimum jail times of one month.

TL;DR - Ken hates people who cut into the queue.


[–] McCatson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At first when you said "cutter" I thought you were referring to someone that cuts themselves.


[–] KidQuantum 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Naked day

Randomly change the side of the road everyone drives on

All drawbridges would be raised all day on my birthday in salute. I would also have a big red button on my desk which would raise all drawbridges any time I felt the need.

Allocation of federal money to the states/territories will be decided by pumpkin chunkin.


[–] wulf-focker 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Mandatory pot smoking days that coincide perfectly with forbidding fast food joints and supermarkets from operating on that day. I wanna see potheads try to riot.


[–] tentonaraft [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That'd be interesting to see.

Stoner 1:Dude, we can't satisfy our munchies. We should riot.

Stoner 2:Yeah.

one minute later.

Stoner 1:What were we doing again?

Stoner 2:I forget. Hey, a McD's!

Stoner 1:Yes!

They run over to the McDonald's, only to discover it's closed


Rinse and repeat.

I'll end with this.

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[–] Atko 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Just a quick question: the IP is a North Korean IP, right? Why am I asking? No reason.

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[–] Vladimir_Komarov 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Is this suggesting that perhaps OP is Jong Un looking for creative ideas to spice up his dictatorship? Oh that /u/Atco .

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[–] Trestkie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And alot more bloody!


[–] RobMan 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Everyone must wear tiny hats!


[–] LizardBreathe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But my ears would get cold in the winter. Is it ok to wear a regular hat with a tiny hat on top?


[–] RobMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No exceptions!


[–] type_1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

From 3:47 to 4:19 pm on every odd numbered day in an even numbered month, people must stop whatever they're doing and start doing exercise. It can be anything, pushups, crunches, jogging, I don't care, it just has to be exercise. Anyone not doing exercise then will be punished with death by crocodile.

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