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[–] BatmansTesticles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was a lazy kid. My grandma would always say my motto should be, "Why run when you can walk? Why walk when you can stand? Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lie down? And why lie down and not go to sleep?"

She said it to try and shame me, but it amused the hell out of me so I adopted it as my official motto.