Archived You're trapped on a desert island with one bottle of liquor; what is it? (AskVoat)
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Archived You're trapped on a desert island with one bottle of liquor; what is it? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by Reow
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[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
A piece of land surrounded by water.
[–] NedStarkofWinterfell 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You got mine.
[–] 834R ago
What is that from?
[–] zombietimm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But that's not important now
[–] Reow [S] ago
lol - damnit! I knew someone was going to that :-)
And the liquor?
[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No, thank you : I don't drink.
[–] Skwerley 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Everclear. You can use it for all kinds of shit. Sanitation, fires, extracting shit, creating vacuums in containers... Oh, well I don't drink anymore, taste is irrelevant. Plus getting drunk while being "trapped" anywhere seems like the worst idea on the planet.
[–] RunsWithScissors 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Everclear.
Easy to get repeatedly shitfaced, and also, potentially useful as an antiseptic or fuel.
[–] QWE 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Monopolowa Vodka. I call it "spicy water" because I can drink it like no other liquor. By far the smoothest tastiest (yes, it has a taste) vodka you can find, and usually not much more expensive than Smirnoff (blech).
I've had friends who can't drink any liquor straight say it tastes alright. Plus it mixes well.
[–] Reow [S] ago
Have you tried Reyka? If not, do yourself a favour and give it a go - smooth and delicious.
[–] NedStarkofWinterfell 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Captain Morgan?
[–] thegoldenboy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fireball. Might as well enjoy my time while stuck on this island
[–] 12_Years_A_Toucan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This was gonna be my answer as well!
[–] Longbow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's a five-gallon carboy full straight ethanol.
[–] Aaaron 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Some good tequila. Hopefully they have limes although.... doubtful. Desert island sounds pretty shitty.