Archived The letters of the alphabet are in a fight to the death. Who wins and why? (AskVoat)
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Archived The letters of the alphabet are in a fight to the death. Who wins and why? (AskVoat)
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[–] Imperius ago
Hmm...All the letters of the Alphabet...I'd have to say G because you can't have Google without it. Plus, their slogan was "Don't be evil." so it would be interesting to see how we were all fooled into thinking that all this time, G was an insatiable letter. Although it worked as an ever-helpful aid by day, it spent the rest of its time by plotting against the other letters. And then one night it happened. G had a dream. Why not use its helpfulness to find the weaknesses of the other letters? How, then from learning of these weaknesses, how to exploit them against the other letters. G awoke and it realized what it must do. It must trick the letters into trusting it. Then G will be able to get in close enough to dismantle the other letters by destroying their angles and forcing then back into line segments or straighten out their curves. However, after G has eliminated the last of the letters, what else would it turn to? Should we protect the circles or the triangles first?...or are could they both be essentially the same thing at a certain level? Cause a triangle can give birth to a circle.