If a vegan eats a plant that eats meat, are they still vegan? (AskVoat)
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If a vegan eats a plant that eats meat, are they still vegan? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by Steelerfish
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[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They are still faggots
[–] simplechef 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
fig trees also eat bees.
[–] MrPim 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it's a wasp. But good call on an actual carnivorous food plant.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Daaaaang!!
[–] Talmuhdick 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or how about blackberry bushes that trap sheep to starve to death.
[–] flaxom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
More people are killed each year by trees than by cows, I'd bet. Checkmate vegans
[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rowdy goddamn trees knock down a lot more shit than the bulls ever do.
[–] OyGoy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tipping trees is a dangerous activity.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Yes, because veganism isn't about what you eat, but rather about smugly judging everybody else and telling then why you're a better, more righteous person than they are.
[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Vegans are more likely to become prey to those plants than be able to take them down and eat them.
[–] yaksarefinetoo ago
That makes them double vegan because they are eating something that eats meat.
[–] DemocratsAreAssholes ago
Vegans are just idiots.
This nonsense about humans shouldn't eat meat, why the FUCK not? Humans are omnivores, meaning our teeth are designed for eating and tearing meat, plants, pretty much anything that's edible, that's why we have incisors, canines, and molars whereas herbivores teeth are completely different and made ONLY for grinding plant material.
That's why vegans are so stupid, they're not getting the needed meat proteins to their brains - but then, that's the idea because somebody would have to beat themselves in the head with a hammer to retard themselves enough to be a leftist - veganism is the hammer.