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[–] Limpingdead 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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[–] WastedCanadian [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha elderberries!

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[–] WastedCanadian [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I may use this!

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[–] PintOfBees 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You smell like financial instability.

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[–] Moonbat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I found this page: . I shamelessly googled, sry.

My favorite is: "You look like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork."

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[–] WastedCanadian [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was gonna do that, but I hoping to see some original shit.

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[–] AnEntFromVTrees 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Your mother should have scraped up the few extra bucks for a proper abortion.

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[–] ButterKing 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I got detention back in the day for telling a guy his mother should have had an abortion.

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[–] WastedCanadian [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ah yes. I'm a fan of "you're the load your mom should have swallowed"

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[–] ButterKing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's good, I like using abortion because it's got so much more zing in America, nothing seems to pucker a butthole here like the word abortion.

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[–] Puffycheeses 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a better comeback than that" Always wins fights, unless they involve fists. Alphabet soup can win me fist fights.

TL;DR = Alphabet soup doesn't win fist fights