[–] antiracistMetal 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Jewskin lampshade.

[–] Nosferatjew [S] ago 

Now we're talkin.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Take her fishing you asshole don't buy her stupid flowers or any gay shit like that..

[–] Nosferatjew [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She loves fishing, so this might actually be a good idea.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's a date, it's a meal, it's a whole day deal man, maybe grab her a fresh rod or reel or something. try to find somewhere quiet, maybe bring some flour n cornmeal and some spices and cook on shore over a fire.

And if she likes fishing marry that girl when you get a chance.

[–] GhostBalls 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

At first, I thought this read, "Take her fisting your asshole".

Time to see about some reading glasses.

[–] Seventh_Jim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or maybe get off the internet for a few days. I read the same thing.

[–] skittlesforhair ago 

Also if you buy a girl flowers, it should be the whole plant. The flowers grow back rather than being dead in a week, and taking care of plants can be good for mental health.

[–] Mustard_of_puppets ago 

if you buy a girl flowers they should at the least be edible.

[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Get on one knee, look soulfully into her eyes, and say "your shoe is untied".

[–] lanre 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm terrible at romantic things, but the most appreciated gifts I've given have been things I've made myself that show them you care and value the time spent together. Cute scrapbooks, things like that. You can always hide jewelry inside one, especially if they like that sort of thing as well, but picture books of time spent together, has been a winner for me. Also, apparently diaries with locks on them where they can write of all the future happiness you 'll have together are popular right now.

[–] Nosferatjew [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

lol that sounds kinda gay. Maybe I'll just buy her a handgun.

[–] lanre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's your funeral.

[–] PaulNeriAustralia 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

dames ain't like that no more.

[–] Literallyanything 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why don't you give an experience versus something material. Since she's practical, she might appreciate the luxury. Not sure your region, but hot air balloon ride, pink jeep tour, couples massage, indoor sky diving, wine tasting, zip lining, romantic weekend away, cooking class together. Does she have a hobby that you aren't a fan of? Maybe spend time learning more about that hobby and spend time doing it together.

[–] Nosferatjew [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Hot air balloon ride is already on the list. It's still a bit smokey here so I don't know what's available. Perhaps I'll look more into this.

[–] lordvain2 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

9mm

[–] Norrmanfranklin ago 

Pearl necklace.

[–] townblke ago 

I made her a ring, I guess I was into amateur jewelry at some point. It was just like a pre-engagement ring, promise ring of sorts. Also don't forget flowers.

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