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[–] VicariousJambi 1 points 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

A lawyer.

Maybe a politician...

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[–] Skeletor 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Easy there Trump

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

and incorporate yourself as an LLC to protect you from all the people that are going to try to scam you.

set up exact payouts to friends and family (if so inclined) you get X amount no more no less.

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[–] gbk1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Can you elaborate or are you being sarcastic?

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[–] Scene_Stealer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just 1?

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[–] tophatz 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago  (edited ago)

House in the middle of nowhere, with a sign get off my lawn.

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[–] localbum 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I like the way you think. We should be neighbors.

Neighbors separated by miles of wild-growth forest, but neighbors none the less. Polite nod when passing on the dirt road kind of thing.

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[–] tophatz 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Sure, but don't get on my lawn...

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You need dogs at the very least to warn you about trespassers who can't or won't read signs. And feed the dogs well so they're less susceptible to being poisoned for the real raid the next day.

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[–] you-dumbass 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trained honey badgers

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[–] Megaptera 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mine would be a fortress that's completely off grid / self sustaining

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[–] silverdrake3 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Pay off ALL THE DEBTS!

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[–] ComradeWalrus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Even Greece's?

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[–] secretsloth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hell yes! I don't have much (mostly student debt?)but that would be first

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[–] Oodle_doodle 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

A house!

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[–] EwokStomper 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Buy 10,000 chickens and release hell upon a major city.

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

you could do that now. Chicken don't cost that much

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[–] 834R 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Unless they are a penny each I can't afford 10,000.

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[–] SealofApproval 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chickenaido

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[–] Copernicus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Chickenpocalypse

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[–] Skeletor 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

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[–] jackofdiamonds 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

An annuity, so if I burn through it all, I will still have a guaranteed income for life.

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[–] ghostprototype 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Probaby would donate to charity to help keep the next years taxes from biting me square on the dickhole.

My next purchase would be a series of high risk, high yield investments so I am making about as much in interest as I am paying in taxes.

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Become a Canadian citizen, renounce your US citizenship. Cash in the winnings and then get a lawyer to get back all of the taxes withheld from the winnings (Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings).

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[–] bigeasy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

wouldn't work. your lottery "earnings" would have been incurred before the date of your loss of nationality.

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[–] ghostprototype 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Iunno man. The IRS will chase you down and lay down the financial asswhoopin faster than the NSA, FBI, or CIA could.

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[–] ghostprototype 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Most definitely an older model Nissan GT-R.

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[–] billdred 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Life insurance, Retirement Plan, Trust fund.

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