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[–] SpunRecord 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I came up with a brilliant idea for a "mask".

You know those small fans you can buy and put around your neck to cool you off? Deconstruct it, or buy some tiny computer cooling fans and put them in a mask like structure you wear on your face. Attach the fans to a battery supply with a switch. Have the fans pointing OUTWARDS to help propel your exhaust outward and away from you.

You essentially become a super spreader, but no one can really give you shit because you are technically wearing a mask. Also if anyone wants to get close enough to challenge you, you can just breathe heavily and say you're winded/have asthma or something.

[–] service_account 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I bought a sousaphone for the same effect

[–] SubspaceDistortion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Weaponized autism ftw