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[–] 1689582? 0 points 142 points (+142|-0) ago 

Tell him you're converting to Islam so they can't use your bathroom either.

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[–] Surfing_Wookiee 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

I like this, it brings the bullshit right up front, making the conversation not about the bathroom rights, but about this roommate's obvious deception.

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[–] Twerkules 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Right up until someone kills him for being an infidel, of course. But if you can stand that small risk, it sounds like an excellent strategy ;)

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This is fucking beautiful.

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[–] IslandA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or just tell him to pay more. He's responsible for the expenses of his beliefs not others.

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

That he can pay the most in that case. His religion does not let him pillage your wallet.

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not a Muslim, but that sounds like bullshit. More like he is jealous you get the master bedroom, and wants you to deal with the added bullshit as payback.

Edit: My wife's cousins are Muslims and come to visit from Saudi Arabi on a regular basis. None of them have ever had any weird bathroom issues. Especially none based on religion.

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[–] kfpswf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He may not be as sinister as you make him to be SirPoppyCock. I think I know what is going on here. That Muslim guy is actually shy as Mimosa Pudica and couldn't communicate to OP in a better way.

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That could be the case. I'll give you that one. But, I assumed he and OP communicated fine since OP hadn't said otherwise. But, there is a chance that's what was going on.

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[–] Xer0 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

I suggest you tell him to fuck himself :)

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

thats probably why he needs it.

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[–] Xer0 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

lol true that

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[–] Pawn 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[Edit]

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[–] Cid 1 points 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

I'd look for another roommate. No way in hell the insanity will end here. Save yourself the headaches.

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[–] InternetTuffGuy 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Sage advice.

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[–] doceezy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

100% correct, it's a slippery slope entertaining room mates weird requests. Especially if they start demanding things based on made up religious beliefs, it's just not a good sign. If deception starts before you even move in you're gonna have a bad time.

Also if they can't use a shared toilet, that would mean they can never use a public toilet, have you ever seen them go to a public toilet? If so, catch them in the lie.

I get a real bad vibe from this. like a "My mum will be around every night to tuck me in and kiss my boo-boo's" vibe.

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[–] VforVoatdetta 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Tell him to build a new bathroom then. He is clearly bullshitting you, there is nothing in the Islamic religion that calls for a private bathroom. Come to think of it...this guy is fucking brilliant.

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[–] DudeDude 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Is this a toilet Jihad thing? Could get messy.

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[–] nm96 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Unlikely, unless his roommate is Keith Moon.

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