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[–] Teledildonicist [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[–] aumone 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

I certainly do hope that your reply was a "tongue in cheek" reply. If not, fair warning, my Dad works for the State Department-Agency for International Development.

My Grandfather also worked for the Government in Idaho, on the Manhattan Project and he worked with Werner Von Braun.

So I guess we both have an arsenal of background.

Shall we call it even?

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[–] HP_Lovecraft ago 

What’s important to remember is

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.

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[–] HolePunch ago 

he's having fun, it's an old copypasta

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[–] MrPim ago  (edited ago)

Welcome to the internet son. The above is called a copypasta(copy paste). They're kinda readymade jokes. That's a well known one. Repercussions will never be the same