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Most of my co workers annoy me, but I am also a total miserable fuck, so maybe it's just me. Examples:
Guy in front of me likes to interrupt my work when I have my earbuds in to talk about nothing in particular. I feel like if my headphones are in, that means don't talk to me unless you have work related problems. This happens a few times a day.
One dude likes to come up with completely outlandish facts and stories that have no basis in reality and are mainly off of hearsay. These have included the following - "Ronda Rousey just opened a kickboxing gym in Johnston, RI" , "M&M shells are made from pulverized beetles", and "Sierra Nevada brews their beer in America, but sends it to Europe to bottle/can it." He also recently made a blunder by advising a coworker that he would be getting a confederate flag tattoo "but not in a racist way."
An older lady in the front of my room likes to point out the obvious. Like if I'm changing into my gym clothes for when I leave work "OH SOMEBODYS HITTIN THE GYM" or if I get a haircut "SOMEBODY GOT A HAIRCUT, SOMEBODY GOT A HAIRCUT". She's Ok though because I like to eat her candy. But if the candy was nonexistent, she would be beyond awful.
Our mail clerk is a royal dummy, can't do anything right, and has occasionally in the past forced me to listen to music. Musical genres I have never even professed to like, such as jazz fusion, reggae, and lounge music. Forces me at times to also listen to her stories about how she runs. And runs. And runs some more. HATE.
Finally, my favorite is my team lead, who loves to hum. LOUDLY. SO LOUD.
I'm a hummer. I usually do it when I'm the only one at work (I work nights) but I sometimes do it in the evening when people are still there. I always feel self-conscious when I realize :)
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[–] amp138 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Most of my co workers annoy me, but I am also a total miserable fuck, so maybe it's just me. Examples:
Guy in front of me likes to interrupt my work when I have my earbuds in to talk about nothing in particular. I feel like if my headphones are in, that means don't talk to me unless you have work related problems. This happens a few times a day.
One dude likes to come up with completely outlandish facts and stories that have no basis in reality and are mainly off of hearsay. These have included the following - "Ronda Rousey just opened a kickboxing gym in Johnston, RI" , "M&M shells are made from pulverized beetles", and "Sierra Nevada brews their beer in America, but sends it to Europe to bottle/can it." He also recently made a blunder by advising a coworker that he would be getting a confederate flag tattoo "but not in a racist way."
An older lady in the front of my room likes to point out the obvious. Like if I'm changing into my gym clothes for when I leave work "OH SOMEBODYS HITTIN THE GYM" or if I get a haircut "SOMEBODY GOT A HAIRCUT, SOMEBODY GOT A HAIRCUT". She's Ok though because I like to eat her candy. But if the candy was nonexistent, she would be beyond awful.
Our mail clerk is a royal dummy, can't do anything right, and has occasionally in the past forced me to listen to music. Musical genres I have never even professed to like, such as jazz fusion, reggae, and lounge music. Forces me at times to also listen to her stories about how she runs. And runs. And runs some more. HATE.
Finally, my favorite is my team lead, who loves to hum. LOUDLY. SO LOUD.
tl;dr want to kill myself
[–] l23r ago
I'm a hummer. I usually do it when I'm the only one at work (I work nights) but I sometimes do it in the evening when people are still there. I always feel self-conscious when I realize :)