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I think you'd have to have a lot of credentials and relevant qualifications to show that you are ready for the job if this isn't just a swimming lifeguard. If swimming lifeguard then totally! But otherwise you have to be a steely stoic killing machine that could totally ice their kids with just your thumbs but you don't cos they pay you not to.
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[–] Throwawayboomerang ago
I think you'd have to have a lot of credentials and relevant qualifications to show that you are ready for the job if this isn't just a swimming lifeguard. If swimming lifeguard then totally! But otherwise you have to be a steely stoic killing machine that could totally ice their kids with just your thumbs but you don't cos they pay you not to.