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[–] Tooth 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago 

the whole christianity bs

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[–] haldron 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Right there with ya.

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[–] HomerSimpson 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Elaborate.

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[–] 123_456 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Elaborate.

He probably thinks all of it.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Re: #1, my favorite disproof of this claim is the following: https://i.imgur.com/e9DJjCo.jpg

(Warning: tall image. You may want to open it in a new tab.)

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[–] Freak_show 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Damn dude.

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[–] TheBrokenWorld 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

2) Honesty is the best policy.

It absolutely is, you just have to know when to keep your mouth shut about certain things.

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[–] Appex 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I was allergic to milk so i wasn't allowed to eat chocolate, but because all the other kids loved it i wanted to eat it too. So my parents gave me black bread and said it was chocolate.

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[–] Tooth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

hahaha, my little brother hated cheese except for mozarella, so my parents told him it was mozarella meat. He loved mozarella meat.

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[–] Chutney 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My mother told me rape cannot lead to pregnancy. That was really misleading.

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[–] underwookie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit....what else did your mother say?

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Probably that vaccines cause autism.

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[–] Chutney 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is the only harmful lie I can remember, because I was young and I believed it for a long time, and it was gratuitously misleading. I guess what I'm saying is this is the worst I can remember.

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[–] Nmantv 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

that the cigarettes i found in the toilet had flushed back up from years ago. realistically she was just flushing her cigarettes to hide the fact that she was smoking again.

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[–] Aboresh 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you work hard you can be anything you want to be.

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[–] pilot 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eating vegetables would put hair on my chest. Apparently vegetables don't win in a matchup against genetics.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That must've been back when real men had secondary sexual characteristics, like hair on their chests.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My grandmother on my mothers side was dead (Turns out she just didn't approve of my mother and fathers relationship, fuck knows whats up with my grandad on that side though, he might be dead, he might not).

Also it wasn't a lie but they failed to inform me that my dad was married once before and I had 2 half brothers.

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