Archived Are there any legal ramifications in the US for answering your door while nude? (AskVoat)
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Archived Are there any legal ramifications in the US for answering your door while nude? (AskVoat)
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[–] tokui 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You'll be imprisoned, if you're unattractive.
If you're visible from outside your property line, or in this case from the front step (reasonable public expectation), you're committing indecent exposure, assault. Eg, imagine if a young girl next door were to observe you purposely stroking yourself or engaging in sex acts.
It would not apply if someone requires binoculars or other aid to see your oh-so-tiny peepee, massive anus.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] ago
The other discussion in this comment thread suggests that would get thrown out in court. Besides, my tiny pp couldn't even hurt a fly.
[–] tokui 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Try it, Weinstein.