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[–] WastedCanadian 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

it must be the other kids fault.

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[–] pinkie31459 [S] 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Daycare worker of kids with entitled parents?

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[–] WastedCanadian 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

We have a winner!

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[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A teacher?

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[–] rumathlete_1 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Ah, pedophile.

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

'Shit! Grab the kitty litter' or 'Quick, everybody out!'

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

We have a winner!

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nope. Good guess though.

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[–] Dapostman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nuclear reactor operator. Small cooling system leak.

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[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That would be bad, but I'm a chemist.

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[–] thegoldenboy 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

"Well, obviously I have to call corporate, because you can't help me"

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[–] pinkie31459 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Manager of a retail store

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[–] thegoldenboy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yep. I always was like, if I am called up here and I say no, it is usually pretty damn unreasonable. Because my job at that point is literally to say yes and act like i am doing them a favor.

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[–] Muraenidae 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

"They threw the picnic tables over the cliff again."

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[–] Ronjoe 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Park ranger?

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[–] Muraenidae 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Really really close.

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[–] SteveDC 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Come on guys, I want to know.

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[–] pinkie31459 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Groundskeeper?

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[–] Muraenidae 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's pretty close, but not exactly it.

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[–] venuspcs 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Camp Counselor

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[–] Wolfeh2015 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

"My computer was working fine before I brought it here."

Then why the f**k did you bring it here?!

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[–] Wolfeh2015 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Technically incorrect, as Geek squad is sales not repair.

But what they stand for, yeah. Computer Repair.

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[–] Lilgreen13 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

"Do you have any of these in the back?"

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[–] pinkie31459 [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

"Let me check!"

[Goes to back knowing it isn't there, grab a soda, stare at clock for ten minutes, go back out]

"Nope, not one.."

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[–] Lilgreen13 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

"Well do you know when you will be getting any more in?"

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[–] Wolfeh2015 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I actually ask this question fairly often, because a lot of times there actually is something that hasn't been stocked yet.

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[–] Lilgreen13 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol nope but you are getting warm.

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[–] Kovaelin 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

When did this become an unacceptable question? There have been countless times when I've seen retailers have stock online, only to find out it's not on the shelf when I arrive in store. Then someone checks the system, and it's found to be "in the back" or someone was trying to hide it for themselves.

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[–] Scrumdiddlyumptious 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because 99 times out of 100 what you see is what we have. If we can sell it, why would we keep it where you can't see it? A lot of us are working for commissions, which means we want you to have access to everything available so you actually buy something.

If I have something in the back that isn't on display, it's either on layaway for another customer or it's been recalled for some reason. Either way, it's not available. Everything that is available is on display. Trust me.

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[–] GoAskErin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Walmart or Best Buy?

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[–] Scnavi 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"My mom's birthday is wrong."

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[–] Scnavi 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Tombstone seller it is!

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

10:30pm, my cell phone rings and I answer:

Insert my professional title, there's been a mishap. 14 people involved. The other members of your crew have been contacted and are on their way.

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[–] demonllama 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You work for the SCP foundation?

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't really know what that is and I don't think I want to click that link.

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Close. Real close but the mishap doesn't have to result in personal injury.

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[–] Arikos 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

OSHA

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

OSHA probably wouldn't respond at 10:30pm either. They might but I don't think they do. They investigate later...I could be wrong.

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[–] Dapostman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Trauma center Doctor.

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[–] BLUFALCON78 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope...I would probably be a lot more cynical and would probably be at the hospital already.

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