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Look up some recipes and make a nice meal at least once a day. Try to hit breakfast, lunch and dinner each at least once over the week. Having a couple new recipes in your arsenal is always good, whether or not you cook much.
Your welcome! If I can add to my advice at all, try to make sure you don't get too fancy with the recipes you pick. Choose things you think you would realistically make again if you had a guest coming over or just wanted a nice meal for yourself.
Buy five different bourbons, each from a different distiller. Taste them separately, one each night, and write about how they look, smell, and taste. Pay particular attention to the finish (that's the lingering aftertaste left in your mouth and sinuses). Think also about what they remind you of--memories of experiences, films, books, music, etc. After you've spent some time with each, on the sixth night, pour a small amount of each into separate glasses. Get another glass with water in it. Taste each, one after the other, and compare (drink the water in between to cleanse your palate). This will not only give you a beginner's education in bourbon tasting, but it will also teach you what you like when it comes to distilled spirits.
Please understand, I'm not encouraging you to get drunk. That defeats the purpose. Be responsible with them. Some say wine enriches your life. I agree. But whiskey makes you feel better about yourself.
If for any reason you do not drink spirits, then read Let the Great World Spin, by Colum McCann.
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Don't spend too much money. I've tailored the list below to keep the quality high and the price low-ish. Try the following:
Heaven Hill
Evan Williams White Label if you can get it. If not, the Evan Williams Single Barrel is great. Your fall back offering is Elijah Craig
Buffalo Trace
Eagle Rare. If you can't get it, then try Buffalo Trace.
Jim Beam
Knob Creek is my favorite of Beam's affordable offerings. This is the most expensive on this list. Their best is pricey. Stay away from Jim Beam White Label.
For 4 & 5, I think you should try a rye and a wheater, so instead of different distilleries, I'll recommend my favorite distillery, Heaven Hill:
Learn how to make traps- only use small logs as test subjects, as you may accidentally catch/injure/kill a domestic animal if you leave it out. Learn how to throw knives/axes. Learn how to kayak. Learn a song on the harmonica. Carve a staff. Build a table. Paint the table. Volunteer somewhere. Read a book. Make a new friend. Have a week-long masturbatathon. Do yoga. Go fishing. Write a short story. Roll around in poison ivy and take a week off of work to avoid giving it to anyone else. The world is your oyster, my friend.
You can, depending on where you learn, get SCUBA certified in four days of classes. You're supposed to do some reading beforehand, though...but depending on the instructor's schedule, in four days you could be certified!
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[–] obi-1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Go hiking!
[–] PintOfBees 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Look up some recipes and make a nice meal at least once a day. Try to hit breakfast, lunch and dinner each at least once over the week. Having a couple new recipes in your arsenal is always good, whether or not you cook much.
[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's actually a really good idea, thank you!
[–] PintOfBees 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your welcome! If I can add to my advice at all, try to make sure you don't get too fancy with the recipes you pick. Choose things you think you would realistically make again if you had a guest coming over or just wanted a nice meal for yourself.
[–] LostUnderTheMountain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
start easy, then work your way to beef wellington.
[–] twomoreandatinkle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Learn to draw.
[–] Sectan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In a week?
I went for months before I gave up on it.
[–] twomoreandatinkle ago
Lookup zentangle.
[–] DaBagel 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Code Academy for some quick Java script.
And longboarding if you have available funds or can borrow one.
[–] TheHemingWay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Buy five different bourbons, each from a different distiller. Taste them separately, one each night, and write about how they look, smell, and taste. Pay particular attention to the finish (that's the lingering aftertaste left in your mouth and sinuses). Think also about what they remind you of--memories of experiences, films, books, music, etc. After you've spent some time with each, on the sixth night, pour a small amount of each into separate glasses. Get another glass with water in it. Taste each, one after the other, and compare (drink the water in between to cleanse your palate). This will not only give you a beginner's education in bourbon tasting, but it will also teach you what you like when it comes to distilled spirits.
Please understand, I'm not encouraging you to get drunk. That defeats the purpose. Be responsible with them. Some say wine enriches your life. I agree. But whiskey makes you feel better about yourself.
If for any reason you do not drink spirits, then read Let the Great World Spin, by Colum McCann.
[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
May I ask which five you would recommend?
[–] TheHemingWay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Don't spend too much money. I've tailored the list below to keep the quality high and the price low-ish. Try the following:
Evan Williams White Label if you can get it. If not, the Evan Williams Single Barrel is great. Your fall back offering is Elijah Craig
Eagle Rare. If you can't get it, then try Buffalo Trace.
Knob Creek is my favorite of Beam's affordable offerings. This is the most expensive on this list. Their best is pricey. Stay away from Jim Beam White Label.
For 4 & 5, I think you should try a rye and a wheater, so instead of different distilleries, I'll recommend my favorite distillery, Heaven Hill:
Rittenhouse (Rye)
Bernheim Original (Wheat)
Enjoy the ride, my friend.
Edit: I think my numbering got messed up.
[–] 1510567? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Practice the five French mother sauces. It will change dinner time forever.
[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How did I never think to do this. Thank you so much! :)
[–] MaasofaniikDoDovah 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Learn how to make traps- only use small logs as test subjects, as you may accidentally catch/injure/kill a domestic animal if you leave it out. Learn how to throw knives/axes. Learn how to kayak. Learn a song on the harmonica. Carve a staff. Build a table. Paint the table. Volunteer somewhere. Read a book. Make a new friend. Have a week-long masturbatathon. Do yoga. Go fishing. Write a short story. Roll around in poison ivy and take a week off of work to avoid giving it to anyone else. The world is your oyster, my friend.
[–] showgo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You can, depending on where you learn, get SCUBA certified in four days of classes. You're supposed to do some reading beforehand, though...but depending on the instructor's schedule, in four days you could be certified!