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A toast to Bob, the groom. May he be ever of good health, fleet of foot, and invisible to jealous husbands, and may he pass these traits on to his children, including the 24 illegitimate ones, and the 25th due to be born checks watch any minute now. Bob, this is a big day for you and we're all happy for you. To Bob!
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[–] PassingShip 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
A toast to Bob, the groom. May he be ever of good health, fleet of foot, and invisible to jealous husbands, and may he pass these traits on to his children, including the 24 illegitimate ones, and the 25th due to be born checks watch any minute now. Bob, this is a big day for you and we're all happy for you. To Bob!