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This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'
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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
It's funny how both the bride and the groom cheated on each other with me. Am I invited to the wedding night?
[–] stevefrombrussels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'