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This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'
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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
It's funny how both the bride and the groom cheated on each other with me. Am I invited to the wedding night?
[–] stevefrombrussels 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is where i went. 'Nancy, remember how, a few minutes ago, you asked me why my dick tasted funny? At least we can all be relieved you don't eat Gary's ass. Live long and prosper.'
[–] puppy528 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
I really don't see why you guys are still doing this after going through with the abortion.
[–] intiraymi 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Then the room stays silent for about 3 very long minutes..
[–] mondogecko 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Accidently call bride by groom's ex's name. This happened to my mom 25 years ago, and it still comes up. A lot.
[–] Doucet_ 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I ..had ...dibs...
[–] atthebottom77 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's hard to believe this magic happened by meeting at a bukakke party
[–] mudcatca 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
You all know Bob used to be Brenda, right?
[–] [deleted] 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
[–] Link1299 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Then everyone clapped
[–] CHAIRMAN__PAO 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Something something Albert Einstein
[–] Angry_fapkin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The baby is mine.