Archived So is it mandatory that road bikers wear spandex and ride in the middle of the road and block you. (AskVoat)
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Archived So is it mandatory that road bikers wear spandex and ride in the middle of the road and block you. (AskVoat)
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[–] Xantha 2 points 25 points 27 points (+27|-2) ago
Cyclists are pretty big assholes, every time I come across one they seem to be bigger dickheads than the last time. I ride a motorcycle, I passed spandex Dan blocking the middle of the road not that long ago, by using the fucking cyclists lane..
What pisses me off even more, we have these paved asphalt trails around here as well, literally the same asphalt used on the roadways, so no concrete sidewalk slabs... and yet they still choose to ride in the road. WHY.
[–] registeretakes10s 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Am a cyclist, bike many hours a week, don't wear Lycra (but yes have a fancy bike) and i hate 99% of cyclists. I get into fights with them regularly as I call em out every chance i get lol. Fuck em.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Non-shithead cyclists do exist! Though I'm on a fancy mountain bike instead of a road bike I do bike on the side of the road when going places. Saves on gas, gets me some cardio, and the dog loves it. I haven't seen many road cyclists here in the rural areas though.
[–] 22432748? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It's like when people go for jogs on the side of highways when there are park paths literally adjacent in a nice wooded area. I think they just want to be seen working out. Almost like a form of voyeurism.
That being said it's a lot of fun to pass "spandex Dan" on an e-bike.
[–] satisfyinghump ago
Nailed it. Same assholes who post a photo of their workout online.
[–] Rubberdong 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
A friend's dirtbike broke down in a trail so I parked my bike in the middle of the trail. Motorcycles.
As we are fixing my buddies bike...Spandex Goober shows up,
Mind you the trail is very narrow.
He manages to pass my brother and his buddy, their bikes, myself...but I had parked my bike on the trail and on the elft side there was a cliff and a tree on the other.
Motherfucker... He tried to squeeze himself between my motorcycle and the tree...but the tree kicked him the other way...
I saw him literally fly off of a cliff.
Of course I run to help him and it turned he was perfectly fine, But this is one of the wildest things I ve seen live and after I saw he was fine I couldnt help but laugh. He never saw me laugh but I was laughing for days
[–] GamerNerd [S] 4 points 5 points 9 points (+9|-4) ago
I had a guy hold onto the tailgate of my truck thinking I would just pull him along. I could not believe he had the nerve to do that without asking me. I pulled over and when he got off his bike I threw it down an embankment. I have hated road bikers ever since, they have really bad attitudes.
[–] satisfyinghump ago
WHAT THE FUCK?@?!?@
PEOPLE DO THAT!??!!?
I would want to check-gate him so bad... you got patience