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[–] Nationalist 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

You have three superpowers to take over the world. What are they?

China, Russia and America I suppose.

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[–] 1391057 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Ok, then I pick Germany, Japan, and Italy -- oh wait...

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[–] Memory 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The power to create Doritos out of thin air,

The power to have a bitchin' PC rig all the time,

And the power to take over the world.

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[–] wouldntsavezion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I only need one.

Passion.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion, I gain strength.

Through strength, I gain power.

Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

The Force shall free me.

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[–] accountsrecievable 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

but someone would always rise to combat the sith.

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[–] wouldntsavezion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No need to fight what you can't see.

I'm also John Cena.

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[–] Avnomke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Shapeshifting is some powerful shit, especially if you can slightly alter your face/body in order to impersonate people.

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[–] VoItaire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

  • The ability to control the passing of time.

That's really all I need.

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[–] Dortex1 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] VoItaire 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dammit Novikov.

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[–] a_of_s_t 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just couple that power with the ability to manipulate probabilities and BAM, done deal.

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[–] JH1010 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

  1. Ability to print money

  2. Ability to reduce inflation by means other than not printing money

  3. That's it

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[–] Angry_fapkin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia.

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[–] BRITTEACH 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Charm, ability to heal people, and good luck.

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