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[–] Zbruh 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

No KNOWN side affects.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

MIIIIIICK

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[–] mondogecko 2 points 33 points (+35|-2) ago 

No, I'd cheek it and give it to my dog.

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[–] BroadcastEngineer 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

+1 for amazing dog love.

.....(sniffle...)....I miss my puppy....gone almost 10 years now...

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[–] Kaukamieli 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Amazing dog love and stupidity. Giving the dog medicine meant for humans.

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[–] Beers 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But then your poor pup would have to see you go :(

Well, is this an immortality pill or just a live-extra-long pill?

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[–] sugleris 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Cue the futurama episode that always causes excess feelings.

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[–] GeneralBoobington 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i think you still get to die, but you'd just be young and good-looking when you do.

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[–] crackers1097 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Continued use would be immortality. One dosage, however, would merely prolong your lifespan by an indeterminate amount.

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[–] Kaukamieli ago 

You do understand that a human and a dog are different? Human can eat a lot of chocolate, but a dog can't. The medicine would probably not work and might even kill the dog.

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[–] mondogecko 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine.

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[–] Apocolipticbeulah 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

My 30's have been substantially more rewarding then my 20's - just saying

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[–] l23r ago 

I'm in my 30s and I gotta say my 20s were more fun. More partying, more sex, more drugs and even more money (thanks to student loans)

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[–] C_IsForCookie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fucker. I've only got 2 1/2 left. Time between 23-27 flew by like overnight.

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[–] SecretCow 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

That depends. Do I not age until I die, or am I immortal?

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[–] i_like_naps 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A very important distinction. I would definitely take it if i would not age, but fuck being immortal.

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[–] tribblepuncher 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If it's a true anti-aging pill then you're probably going to die sooner or later. Cancer can still happen, as can accidents. This would presumably simply disable the cellular mechanisms that cause age-based death.

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[–] Biplane 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You wouldn't be immortal either way, you could always die by accident or purposely!

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[–] Broda 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

you could just stop taking the pill...like on knights of sidonia. (fucking great anime on netflix) wither way i would take it no question. I turned 28 this week and im horrified. I dont want to be 30 =( all the women are married or have kids. I guess all the kids at my school who knocked up their girlfriends or got married straight out of school were actually on to something.

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ah, I'd bet when the time came, you'd always opt to live "a few more years".

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Oh hell yes. No questions about it.

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[–] Radio_neck 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

As long as my significant other could as well.

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[–] kahing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Everyone listen up - there is scientific research going on into just this thing. Serious labs around the world are studying aging, and it's beginning to attract serious money. Google is even starting up it's own anti-aging company, called Calico.

Now, if you want to contribute, there is the SENS Research Foundation, a pioneer in anti-aging research dependent on donations (as well as it's founders own millions), and some others. You can donate to them, or, alternatively, if you use Amazon, use the function called Amazon Smile, which donates 0.5% of the price of every Amazon purchase (so long as it's made on smile.amazon.com) to the charity of your choice.

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[–] TheHamburglar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No, I want this thing to be over.

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