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[–] jordan042 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If they're using bullhorns you might be able to call the police on them for disturbing the peace, or violating local noise ordinances. Local laws may vary on this though.

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[–] Frenchgeek 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Get next to them to protest insane things too. Like "Say no to entropy!".

No reason they should get all the fun.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I like to show up half-naked with runes painted on my body and advertise for the Satanic Temple. It gets really fun when some of my buds come along and we sacrifice a goat to Baphomet.

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[–] MrBlueSky 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I am hoping for this

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[–] Kunkka 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey now. We don't accept such violent treatment on this website. What did those goats ever do to you?

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[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Of course. The "Down With This Sort Of Thing" protest. My favorite.

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[–] Nerdyschmerdyguy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This......I like this vey much

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[–] afgncaap 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Someday, I hope to stand on a street corner, near the street preachers, and preach the way of Eris/FSM.

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[–] thuvia_1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

call the police. maybe they need a permit and don't have one.

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[–] Hello_Exactly 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

Walk up to them, and stare one in the eyes and say "allah ackbar".. drop a large backpack at their feet (with clothing in it..nothing malicious).. and then walk away, quickly. They should scatter.

wait, farmers markets? really?? lol

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[–] Pattoe 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Pretty sure this is how you get shot.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

BAKALAKADAKA!
DERKA DERKA!

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[–] Wargasm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The westboro baptist church (intentionally un-capitalized) is a cult which comprises a bunch of lawyers. To get them to leave is an interesting problem. Might I suggest the following:

1) Invade their personal space without touching them -- not touching them is very important; assaulting lawyers is not a good idea.

2) Maintain eye contact -- this makes most primates very uncomfortable.

3) Do not talk with them -- this will only give them an outlet for their discomfort/ideology.

This should illicit an interesting response.

They'll either:

Be very uncomfortable and leave: you win because they are no longer there.

Start to get aggressive: you win because now you can press charges or use the threat of charges to get them to leave.

Not care at all but have to talk around you since you are so close to them: you are making their lives more difficult.

Pretty much any of these outcomes are a win for you.

EDIT: Fixed a minor grammatical error.

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[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Except they have bullhorns so they will be causing you ear damage.

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[–] MenstruatingMuffin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Then sue them for said damage

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wear earplugs?

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[–] Angel_Of_The_Odd 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Why are they at a farmer's market?

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[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I live in a small city ~90,000 people, and the biggest people draw is the farmer's market on Saturdays.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Play 2pac at volume.

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[–] C_IsForCookie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

90,000 people isn't really that small. That's pretty decent actually. I live in the outskirts of a city with about 86K people and there's plenty of shit here. Granted there are a lot more people that live outside the city limits.

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[–] afgncaap 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I flirt with them. It doesn't get them to leave, but it's still fun.

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[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I wonder how they would handle that? The loudest of the bunch just screams "HYPOCRITE" whenever people talk to them...

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[–] afgncaap 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Your mileage may vary, but the ones I've hit on have mostly responded by being uncomfortable and stepping their shit up.

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[–] RJKH 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This seems hilarious. I've never encountered these types (especially at farmer's markets, what even?) but I would have to give this a shot. Especially because my fiance would likely be with me and a-okay with me doing it and also recording it for the internet.

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[–] afgncaap 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've never seen them at farmer's markets. There's often a few at gay pride, though.

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[–] Angry_fapkin [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That mental image was priceless, thank you!

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