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[–] Agitprop 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Let me try, Voat.co closed account registration because the U.S. government took us over because they didn't want people to talk about conspiracy theories anonymously without fear of censorship. This is why the mascot is an Illuminati goat with 3 triangles (see:triforce), why people are constantly making false-flag posts about GMOs and vaccinations, and why we're trying to silence users by having a female mod in AskVoat. So, no, I can't write a conspiracy for shit.

Edit: added a word I missed due to MKULTRA mind-control.

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[–] songofrebellion 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] goofybud16 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] ashekchum [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Well it was u/she that closed my previous conspiracy theory thread so you might be on to something

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[–] iamcatch22 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wait, voat closed account registration? I should start paying attention

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[–] Hyper_threaded 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You mean, Voat.co closed registration because Reddit came and offered them shared server time if they would stop bleeding Reddit of their user base.

Tl;DR Voat is on the Take. Reddit is on the payout

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[–] Chingasa 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Large quantities of soy are being put into food sources to increase estrogen levels in the population, leading to effeminate males and an overall overweight population. Easier to control overweight people with no sense of aggression.

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[–] ashekchum [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well its actually drones which are emitting em radiation effeminate and sterilizating Pakistan's' population

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[–] Chingasa 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah, and yeah. The conspiracy is they're doing it for that reason.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've heard something similar but a little different.

I had someone tell me that men are becoming more feminine because we are drinking recycled water and the fresh water that is being pumped into our drinking supply is filled with female hormones.

Due to the high amount of females that are urinating and the hormones are getting into the water supply and never leaving. So the men are drinking the water getting high doses of female hormones, and that's why we have all sorts of feminine males, gay men, Transgender, and men that think think they're female trapped in a males body.

Never looked to see how true that is because that guy had all kinds of crazy theories, he also moved to Boulder, CO because in the year 2012 there was supposed to be mass flooding comparable to the Noah's arc times.

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[–] Wumbology_Major 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

HIV/AIDS was made in a lab by a right wing Christian extremist in an attempt to rid the world of sinners (fornicators and homosexuals) during the 1920s. Due to the Great Depression, the man lost most of his funding and personal money, and decided to sell vials of the disease to the U.S. government in an attempt to not die on the streets. It didn't really have testing done, other than on a few monkeys in the Congo, which were lost during the experiments and would spread the disease to a few people. All that was really known was that the disease spread through blood transfer and sexual intercourse.

Vials of the disease sat in top secret refrigerators in the Pentagon for nearly fifty years. In late 1980 the founder of the Moral Majority, Jerry Falwell, had a secret meeting with the newly elected Ronald Reagan where they discussed many topics of ways to Christianize the nation. Falwell pointed out that a widespread epidemic might bring fear to the sinners of the nation and cause them to fear God. Falwell mentioned that he would continue to lobby Reagan if he could further Christianize the nation.

Reagan later heard about the vials of HIV/AIDS inside the Pentagon, and he decided that his first course of action as president, he would spike some donated blood with the HIV/AIDS (these would be sent to Africa to, so that there could be a starting place to blame for the disease's spreading) as well as send special forces to inject the disease into a few highly populated monkey areas.

The disease spread faster than expected, so Reagan made sure to burn any evidence of handling the disease before people got suspicious.

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[–] ashekchum [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I just sent him a pm asking, will find out if he messages back

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 5 points 14 points (+19|-5) ago 

The Twin Towers weren't the result of Islamic terrorists or the government. The Jews did it! Only the Jews could've found a way to take down the towers inexpensively!

Those darn Jews.

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[–] srgmpdns 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

The fuck?

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[–] Mr_Quagmire 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I was gonna say... you realize this is an actual theory, right OP?

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

No, but steel ovens can melt jew beans.

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

No, but Magic Jew Powers can.

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[–] ashekchum [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

747's aren't cheap

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh believe me there was some fucking negotiation.

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't know Bush was a Jew.

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[–] NameIsNotDavid 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Actually, James Randy Agnew did it. And he is a Jew.

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[–] Klaxon 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

All those quizzes on Facebook are run by Big Data. Want to find out which Disney Princess you are? So do they.

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[–] ktaed 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

OP is actually a pretty cool guy.

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[–] ashekchum [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well I can tell you your theory is wrong

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[–] KingRumple 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The government invented windshield wipers so we all have a slot to receive parking tickets.

(Don't give me the same ol' "wipers are for rain you crackpot" argument)

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