I've been passed over for too many jobs due to affirmative action, female preference, discrimination against my heavily ethnic sounding name (I'm white though), and a bunch of other shit. I get furious seeing incompetent, clueless females in high-paying job titles I should be in. My credentials are good and I'm well-spoken, clean and educated, but I cannot get a job for the life of me as a college graduate. The problem is I tend to not be called into interviews.
So I'm going to forge fake experience and fake references. Nothing illegal, like impersonating a doctor. It's mostly to enter into office jobs. But it's going to be ultra deceptive and elaborate, with a fake CEO writing me a reference. There's also going to be traces of a fake company online to throw them off. Normally I would never do this. But if the other side is rigging the job market, then I also have the right to play dirty I'd say. The best part is none of it's illegal and I can't be sued, so long as I perform competently after I get the job.
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[–] Unreasonable 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Start a private label business on amazon, or a dropship business on shopify.
Be your own boss.
[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Dishonesty is weak. Instesd for puffing up your resume try to break into a new industry.
[–] Awisegrasshopper 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I agree. Just be honest. No disrespect but you could pick a male dominated field.
[–] Commie_Meta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You have made a terrible mistake. You are assuming the problem results from malice. But the most common cause of problems is incompetence.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
This cannot be because of politics. If you are in the U.S., the job market is hot enough that you should be getting interviews, even if they regularly turn you down.
There is a good chance a computer is automatically rejecting you for bizarre reasons. I heard about a guy who went years without any interest because his email program was automatically deleting his attached resume. Maybe some sort of virus scanner bullshit.
Here's what you should do:
Another idea: hire a private investigator to dig up dirt on yourself.
Another idea: Conduct a scientific experiment. Make up a bunch of fake identities. Each identity is different from you in one way. One has a different first name but everything else the same. One hasa different family name but everything else the same. Different education. Different address. Different age. Different race.
[–] voats4goats 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Just check 'white Hispanic' on the application. Your phone will ring off the hook
[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
So you’re being passed over because of affirmative action as well as because of your ethnic sounding name? Checks out. Change your name or change your race on the application to get your foot in the door, less work, less deception and they’ll be happy with you as soon as you get interviewed. Also, do you REALLY want to work with feminist affirmative action employers? It doesn’t get better once you start working, I promise. It actually gets worse because you’re working alongside people that weren’t picked for actual qualifications.
[–] jqueso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What kind of work are you looking for?
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[–] jqueso 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Noble profession.
[–] apathy_meh ago (edited ago)
I've heard that if you check up on status of your application/resume companies trash it. Also might want to check outside your local area if you are not already. Personally I had to move 3000mi to get my current job.
[–] forget-me-not ago
What if you get caught and publicly ousted? Might not be illegal, but could it be something that the local news picks up and reports on to sully your name and any future opportunities?
Why do you need fake references? Something is fishy with you here. Don't you have real references?
If you're unable to find work, then volunteer in the meantime. You'll get a reference this way as well.