[–] Metanoiac 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Craigslist ad giving away a free pool table or car or whatever. The phone will be ringing off the hook. Just make sure to post from TOR or an anonymous machine like a library and it won't get back to you.

[–] Goys-R-Us 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Better yet, Craigslist ad saying you're a young white woman that fucks for money. Make sure to post it in a ghetto city.

[–] green_man 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Major appliances are also a good choice, people are always looking for those things. Alternatively if your target needs a higher level of harassment make a fake gay personal on craigslist, fags are notoriously promiscuous and will call the target and probably say some disgusting shit.

[–] StatusQuip 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Call them and play the part of a lonely old man that just wants to talk to anyone. They will think it was a miss-dialed call the first time, but the next time it will become obvious that you are just looking for a friend. Call every day. After a few years you'll become an important person in their life and they will care for you. Eventually start to cough a little during the conversations. When they ask about it, say you're dying.

Take a week off and call back in a different voice, saying you are the son of the old lonely man. How great it was of them to be his friend, and that he left something for them in his will. Set up a time to pick it up, pick a public place.

Tell voat about it, tell 4chan to show up. When they open the box full of dog shit, everyone will laugh and their soul will be crushed. You will become legend and retire on youtube ads.

[–] Neil_Kiggers 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

thanks, Satan

[–] progressbin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I don't want you to do anything illegal, so specifically don't spoof their caller id using raw voip termination and a free softphone and call every take-out place they love and insult the people when they answer. Do not dig through their trash to identify the places they eat from. Be sure not to say anything Hitler related.

[–] rndmvar 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Certainly don't put their number on Craigslist as a male on male hookup where they have to start the conversation by screaming the size of their dick into the phone. And definitely DO NOT print out their number on stickers and paste them over customer satisfaction phone numbers in businesses nearby.

[–] bitswitch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Write a script to send them a text message every 0.01 seconds.

[–] bosunmoon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fuck their wife.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Call them up and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can!

[–] zyklon_b 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

murder and rape they wife....

[–] TheodoreKent 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

"Good Job Zyclon!" The general said.

"I see the regimen of Percocet and rabid racoon semen is rapidly increasing your online warfare capabilities. Soon you'll be ready for the big league. You're too dangerous of a man to release on the public, but someday, I hope we can set you free."

"Thirsty" is all the caged Zyclon muttered, and a single line of brown spittle flowed forth from his chewing tobacco stained teeth.

"Nurse! Get this man some moonshine. We may well need him for the wars to come."

[–] zyklon_b 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

indeed komrade indeed someday zog will pay for their crimes against appaltacha

[–] ChristopherMarlowe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You forgive them and pray for them and stop wasting your time trying to get revenge. Eventually we will all have to answer to God for everything we have ever done.

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