[–] [deleted] 1 point 98 points (+99|-1) ago 

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[–] just_signed_up 3 points 30 points (+33|-3) ago 

^

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[–] Aaragon 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

All my yes.

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[–] nakattack ago 

Yup.

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[–] ChocolatesBetter 1 point 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

That.

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[–] chronos 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Came here to say the same thing. Upvoating and commenting instead.

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[–] Greyseeker 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

So much this!!!! ( Just upvoat it and move on God damn nit)

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[–] ISylaSI 0 points 57 points (+57|-0) ago 

EDIT: Wow this blew up! RIP my inbox!

[–] [deleted] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Exactly. You fully expected it to "blow up" you shit. Good one

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[–] Aaragon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also, they usually have like maybe 10 messages to read through. How is that "Blowing up?"

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[–] JManSenior918 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The best is when this edit is made and there's like five reply comments.

Wow you got five inbox messages! That's insane!

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[–] anon44568821830 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

or the variation: "Wow, this blew up. I didn't expect that."

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[–] AVX 30 points 52 points (+82|-30) ago  (edited ago)

'Downvoats? Really?'

Regardless of the rest of your comment, if you edit it with that, I will downvoat you.

edit: Downvoats? Really?

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[–] Cuddlefluff 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

You're practically begging for ironic downvoates

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[–] Asraelite 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

downvoates

I think this may be the solution to the "downvote" or "downvoat" dilemma.

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[–] neonneophyte ago 

I think we've well looped around to non-irony at this point

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[–] wouldntsavezion 7 points -1 points (+6|-7) ago  (edited ago)

He's lucky I can't downvoat yet. Ahah.

edit: Downvoats? Really?

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The fact that anyone downvoated you is cracking me up

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[–] AVX 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I'm shocked. Truly.

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[–] JimmyJimRyan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Me too. I think it's ok to downvote based on the signal to noise ratio. People whining about getting downvoted is noise. It's just votes on an internet page, it doesn't matter. No need to whine.

[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Cuddlefluff ago 

Me three!

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[–] iamscott 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Congrats you just received my first down voat! You popped my cherry.

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[–] AVX ago 

You're welcome

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[–] Meatfist 1 point 48 points (+49|-1) ago 

There are so many! The top three for me, though, are:

"I'll show myself out," after a purposely bad joke.

Any form of "You, sir, are..."

"Thank you, kind stranger!"

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[–] Fireman 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Let's not forget the double comment combo:

"[Long justified rant about the censorship on you-know-what site] EDIT: Gilded?! Thank you, kind stranger!"

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[–] wowultimation 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Why does nobody say reddit?

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[–] foshizzle ago 

You can be gilded on Voat now? Did I miss something?

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[–] NRK 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Indeed

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[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It is what it is.

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[–] DIctatorDom 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh god, "thank you, kind stranger" is so damn cringy to read.

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The same kind of person says all three of these and I hate him. I think his mom hates him too and wants him to move out of her basement.

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[–] VoItaire 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Edit: Holy wow, this blew up.

Edit 2: My highest rated comment is about x.

Faith in humanity: Destroyed/Restored

Absolutely anything "For Science" that isn't actually for science.

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The faith in humanity one really boils my blood. If your faith in humanity is that easily destroyed/restored you're probably a pretty boring and useless person

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[–] Jutack 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

First

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[–] xbuzzx108 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Last

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[–] Codyrl95 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Somewhere in the middle.

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[–] ScorchYRR 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"First", now that's a comment I haven't heard....in a long time.

"First", it's an old meme sir, but it checks out.

"First", "First" nowhere.

Ermahgerd, "Ferst"

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ʇsɹᴉℲ

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh wow is this still a thing?

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[–] foshizzle ago 

I thought that was just a YouTube thing.

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[–] timholt ago 

It’s much older than that.

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_ARCHES 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I for one welcome our _____ overlords.

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Such a lazy comment. Blows my mind how uncreative some people are.

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[–] Cuddlefluff 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I for one welcome our uncreative overlords.

Goddamn that was lazy. Even worse it was way too easy.

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[–] Greyseeker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But...but...what if I dooo? "I'll just let my self out" < crap like this!

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[–] SwimmingInAFishbowl 1 point 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Pm me your

Usernames

[–] [deleted] 4 points 12 points (+16|-4) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] SwimmingInAFishbowl 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Upvoat and visit to verse achieved. Noice.

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[–] PM_ME_WHAT_YOU_WANT 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Technically, I'm not "PM me your ..."

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[–] SwimmingInAFishbowl ago 

Technically /r/grammarnazis is over there

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[–] zambeezy [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah at this point it's a played-out joke and isn't really funny anymore

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[–] jeegte12 ago 

People actually do it in the hopes that they get PMs. For all I know, they do.

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