Archived What's the weirdest/creepiest sexual thing someone's asked you to do? (AskVoat)
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Archived What's the weirdest/creepiest sexual thing someone's asked you to do? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by oozeling
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[–] Limpingdead 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
My SO asked me to lick her eye. She liked it probably more then kissing. I thought it was unsafe.
[–] Hstains 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It IS unsafe apparently.
Japanese craze for eyeball licking leads to rise in infections
[–] oozeling [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Holy crap. Of course it's a trend in Japan.
[–] JazzbotExtreme 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Once an ex of mine called out my name in its entirety. Followed by my parents' names and the area I was born. I mean, her heart (read:libido) was in the right place, but it really broke my rhythm.
[–] just_signed_up 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OH, JAZZBOT EXTREME, SON OF MARIE AND ANTHONY EXTREME, FROM COLORADO, HARDER HARDER
[–] MFToes ago
http://giphy.com/gifs/toast-WXy3ZudbiIr3W
[–] Tacometropolis 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I wasn't really creeped out by it but it was super weird. Someone messaged me and wanted me to shave their wife's head while they watched, and presumably jerked it.
[–] oozeling [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Huh. That's just....huh.
[–] archer_ 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Break in to somebody else's van and fuck her in there.
She wanted to relive a sexcapade from a former lover. I was not going to lost my virginity in that way.
[–] oozeling [S] ago
Good call. On the other hand, at least she didn't want to fuck in someone else's clown car.
[–] Azo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Talk to and treat her like a child during, that was grim.
[–] MFToes ago
I like how you didn't deny performing the requested action
[–] Azo ago (edited ago)
I thought she was joking at first so I played a long, realised she was getting way to into it, steered it away and broke up with her a few weeks later. Can't be dealing with that.
[–] ValenceElectron ago
A friend of mine always asks him to give him a giant bear hugs. I guess it's a fetish of his and his girlfriend wont do it. It's weird but harmless from what I can tell.