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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

A man and a woman had been married for 5 years. They decided they wanted to have a baby. It's was a hard battle for them. She was nearly barren, and he couldn't produce much. After another 5 years she finally got pregnant.. When she finally went into labor they couldn't wait. They baby came out and the doctor covered it up really quick. He said, "There is something I need to tell you about your son.... He's only a head."

The couple couldn't believe it. But, they still wanted to see their boy. They were very protective of him growing up. They didn't take him out unless they had to. But on his 21st birthday his dad thought what the hell.

He took him to the bar and bought him his first beer.. As he carefully poured it into his sons mouth the boy grew a torso. Everyone was shocked. The man quickly ordered another. As the boy drank it he grew an arm. With each drink he grew a new body part until he was finally whole.

The bar erupted in cheers! The boy jumped up screaming and yelling. He ran straight outside and danced in the street. Suddenly a bus hit him and killed him instantly.. The bar tender looked at his dad and said, "He should have quit while he was ahead."

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is perfect.

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That just shows what a twisted human being you are. Stay out of the gore sites for awhile.

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[–] PriyanPhoenix 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This joke is Streets A Head.

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'll allow it. Have an upvoat.

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[–] SealofApproval 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I never thought I would be able to use this but seems appropriate here , what goes ha ha ha bonk.....a man laughing his head off.

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[–] SirPoppycock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ahaha that's so simple, but amazing!