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Back in the heyday of paper straws, though, drinks were much smaller (a bottle of Coke was about 6 or 8 ounces), so you could finish your beverage before the paper straw fell apart. Now in the era of the "Big gulp", how can you drink all that before the straw disintegrates?
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[–] enginedriver13 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Back in the heyday of paper straws, though, drinks were much smaller (a bottle of Coke was about 6 or 8 ounces), so you could finish your beverage before the paper straw fell apart. Now in the era of the "Big gulp", how can you drink all that before the straw disintegrates?
[–] lord_nougat ago
Very rapidly! SUCK HARDER, BITCH!
[–] Guy_Justsome 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
And they'd eventually collapse from suction on anything viscous, like a milkshake.