[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because cats are fucking assholes.

Clearly you've never owned a cat.

[–] JohnConnor 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

They can see the spirit world.

[–] bad_dreams 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

can see it but too asshole to respond to it

[–] DANKESTGHIDORAH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cats can spread toxoplasmosis, which makes Rh+ mudbloods dumber and easier to control, while doing the opposite for their supreme Rh- alien overlords. Why do you think the ancient Egyptians loved them so much?

[–] bad_dreams 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

links?

[–] Sh-shh-shaaa 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nigger President Of The US had a dog called Bo.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Vodelmort had a big ass snake.